URGENT: Extraterrestrial Alert

FILED BY \\ Agent _Liam Lloyd LangleyEXTRATERRESTRIAL ALERT : It has come to our attention, an alien intelligence is attempting to hijack human consciousness. This is a grave moment for Earth civilization. Stopping this menace will require a coordinated effort among the population. Simply acquire a Front Facing Solar Visor (FFSV), to defend your mind […]